Saturday, January 30, 2010

I LOVE YOU MISTYPOO!

Mistypoo is my lover 4EVA! So if you don't like it...DEAL WITH IT! O-KAY?!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Oh my maker...So yeah...things have gone very badly with this girl. And well, I thought about it after I went to bed last night, I start to think about Vader. I mean, he's tall, dark, and handsome...everything I want and more. And Vader has been so great to me. Made me Admiral and everything. He's known about all the stuff I've been through...my past and everything. Although I don't fell like getting into that. That's not something I like to talk about. But THEN I got to thinking about this girl...I mean, she's just...oh man. She's great. Like the most wonderful girl I've ever been around. But I dunno what I'm gonna do if nobody ever gets with me. Maybe I'll go after one of those plants that Vader always has hanging around.

::sigh::

I need to think on this. But if all three of us got together...that could be like, the GREATEST love I've ever experienced.

Oh well.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

What A Day...

Data Log Entry: 01/27

So...things with this girl aren't going very well. Apparently she's married to Vader. And now Vader has found out that I like her, and is very pissed off. Note: NOT GOOD TO PISS VADER OFF! He tripped me going down the hall and he pulled my pants down. ::sighs:: But the thing is...he's already got like...10 wives...and rumor has it he's marrying someone else. What's a poor guy like me supposed to do? I mean, why does Vader get all the love? Why can't I get some love too? I mean, how is it even POSSIBLE for Vader to have sex? Oh...shouldn't have said that...Now that image is burned in my mind. GAH! DO NOT WANT! But seriously...I really like this girl, and I really care about her. And all she wants is to be "friends". What the kriff does that mean anyways? "Friends". Jeez. Is it ever possible for someone to be more than just friends? And someone, please tell me why Vader gets all the girls, and I get nothin'. ::sigh:: My life really is the pits...

I'm gonna go raid the pantry for some cake or something. Gotta drown my sorrows somehow.

::sigh::

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Why me?

Data log entry: 01/26

::sighs:: Kriff...why do I always fall for the girls who know how to shoot a blaster? It always happens. And she's so...beautiful, and knows how to dance. She's perfect. But no. They always end up breaking my heart, and I end up looking like a fool. She says her heart belongs to another. Same line I hear time after time. But I look into her eyes...I see something. It's like, I dunno...there's something there. I'm not going to give up on her. We've got something special, I know we do. ::sighs:: Maybe I'm trying to hard. I don't know.

I need to go lie down, before I get sick.

First Entry

Data Log Entry: 01/26

Well, I guess I should start this thing...I mean, I have to do SOMETHING on this ship. This place can get so boring sometimes. I mean, it's great and all being Admiral. Especially after what happened to Ozzel. I will NEVER make the same mistake he did. He learned the hard way. As did Needa. But nevermind them. Anyways...this ship is so big. And there isn't anyone to really talk to. Well...there kind of is. She's really cute...but I won't get into that. But seriously. This ship is HUGE. It takes like, all day just to walk the length. And to find anyone is IMPOSSIBLE! Vader seems to think rather highly of me. He has me working on the Vong misson. Right now it's research stuff. Which is boring as Hoth! OMM! I mean, normally I don't mind doing research, it's great. But, these guys, well, they just aren't so interesting. It's downright difficult to kill 'em. I guess the only way to do it is with Force lightning, and so far, one of the only people to take 'em down is Jacen Solo. But who knows where he is, and if he'll be on our side.

It's nice being back though. I've been gone so long. But the bad thing is, I can't even remember what happened before I left. My brain hurts just trying to remember. But I guess I won't try to remember.

Anyways...I hope that the next couple of days are more interesting. Something exciting needs to happen on this ship before I go numb in the head.

I need to go do some more research though, and then I guess get some sleep or something. Who knows what tomorrow is going to bring.