Another Spoof! OOC

So, I really can't help myself. I like making spoofs of just about everything. So, I was randomly thinking about "We Didn't Start the Fire" last night. Which is an awesome song. And I love the Office spoof of "Ryan Started the Fire" (One of my favorite episodes), so I thought, why not?! And this is what I came up with...

We Didn't Start the Empire

Darth Vader, Princess Leia, R2-D2, 3P0, Tatooine, Luke Skywalker, Toshi Station, Tuskan Raiders

Old Ben, Lightsabers, Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, Not the droids you're looking for, Han Solo, Greedo shot, Wow what a piece of junk!

Alderan's no more, Captain Needa's on the floor, Storm Troopers everywhere, In the garbage shoot fly boy!

Death Star trench run, Use the Force young one, Fire one and lets blow this thing!, Death Star explodes, and Chewie roars!

We didn't start the Empire! It was always going since the Senate's voting! We didn't start the Empire! Yes we tried to fight it they just didn't buy it!

Hoth battle, Yeti thing, Taun Tuan, Very cold, Luke has a vision of someone old, Hey this thing smells like mold!

Asteroid feild, hiding out, The Falcon just kinda shorted out, Leia likes nice men, Han just happens to be one!

Yoda's green, Yoda's short, Yoda has the Force, R2 flies, and rocks stack right before your very eyes!

Cloud City, Lando's here, Han freezes, Boba cheers, Luke's arm is no longer, Hey Luke, by the way, Darth Vader is your father!

We didn't start the Empire! It was always going since the Senate's voting! We didn't start the Empire! Yes we tried to fight it they just didn't buy it!

Jabba's large, Leia's gold, Rancor charges, Han is now not so cold, Sarlacc eats everything in sight, minus Han who's kinda blind!

Yoda's back, not for long, Luke learns he has a sis, and that he has to fight the Sith!

Endor Battle, Ewoks there, Gee they look like teddy bears, Chewie's always thinking with his tummy, 3P0 is a Golden God, Hey now this is kinda funny!

Admiral Ackbar, It's a trap, Death Star, Sideous lightning, He fries everything, Sideous thrown in the core, now the Empire is no more!

We didn't start the Empire! It was always going since the Senate's voting! We didn't star the Empire! Yes we tried to fight it they just didn't buy it!

Death Stars, laser beams, Force chokes, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away! TIE fighters, X-Wings, Gee they fly everything!

Mind tricks, floating things, use the Force for everything, light side, dark side, the Force rules the Galaxy!

We didn't start the Empire! But now it's gone and the Rebel's will live on and on and on and on...

And that's the end! Hope y'all enjoyed!

Link to the original song: http://www.teacheroz.com/fire.htm

And My Life Keeps Getting Stranger...

If it's not one thing with my life, it's another.

So...I just found out...like literally just found out, that Count Dooku is my dad and Shara is my mom. I know...I don't understand it either. It's so much to take in. But, I'm glad I know the truth. And, I know who my real parents are. I've wondered for so long. I'm just really glad I know now. I mean, I knew hardly anything about my childhood. I just know that as soon as I didn't have 'parents', I got sent off to the Academy and I had fantastic training there. And that's all I knew of my life. And then I got into a little bit of trouble and Vader helped me clean up and I ended up landing the best job of my life. I mean, working for Vader has been one of the most incredible things of my life. But being married to Qwi has most defenitly been the most incredible thing in my life right now. And she's pretty much my rock. And I'm thankful she's here right now. :)

Well, it's been a long day and I need to try and get some sleep.

Night to everyone reading this.

Qwi and I are official now. It'll be a week tomorrow. :) And if that doesn't tell you that Vader is home safe and sound, then I don't know what will.

So, I don't know, I was starting to think about who my parents were. My mom told me that my dad died in battle one day, and I believed her. And then she suddenly disappeared one day. I have no idea. But I just want to know the truth, you know? Maybe I will someday. No, I will some day. It's just, difficult. Never really knowing anything. *sighs* I'll find out though.

Still working on the Vong. Haven't had any transmissions with them recently. No idea what's going on there. But we'll destroy them, one way or another.

Things are pretty good right now though. Qwi is amazing, and I'm really happy with how everything else is going in my life right now. :)